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thatfunnyblog: Funny Stuff you like?

Mon, 20 May 2013 03:36:15 -0400

thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?

fashionl0ve: x

Sun, 19 May 2013 02:46:51 -0400

fashionl0ve:

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son-of-prongs: re-reading your own writing

Sun, 19 May 2013 02:36:13 -0400

son-of-prongs:

re-reading your own writing

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Tue, 14 May 2013 02:01:27 -0400

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Tue, 14 May 2013 01:56:16 -0400

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Tue, 14 May 2013 01:35:27 -0400

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Sat, 11 May 2013 02:58:39 -0400

fashionl0ve: xx

Sat, 11 May 2013 02:58:14 -0400

fashionl0ve:

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Fri, 10 May 2013 23:35:12 -0400

guys are so stupid. i just text a guy that I was dating (we haven’t talked for awhile so I...

Fri, 10 May 2013 23:33:46 -0400

guys are so stupid. i just text a guy that I was dating (we haven’t talked for awhile so I pretty much put him in the friend zone) because I genuinely wanted to know how he was doing. No answer. Pretty sure he still thinks I’m interested in him or whatevs. So dumb. God forbid I comment on his fb status update….homeboy might think I want to marry him.

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Thu, 09 May 2013 02:51:57 -0400

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Wed, 08 May 2013 02:31:54 -0400

-ponyboy-: itsonlyyforever: honk-kong: jillbiden: the queen...

Wed, 08 May 2013 02:28:32 -0400

-ponyboy-:

itsonlyyforever:

honk-kong:

jillbiden:

the queen wearing a hoodie whilst driving a range rover

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“the thug life chose me”

this is the greatest thing ever

live fast die young bad girls do it well

buymepants: basically me my entire life

Wed, 08 May 2013 02:07:59 -0400

buymepants:

basically me my entire life

cherrylisa: THEN RAISE THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KIDS! AND GIVE...

Mon, 06 May 2013 03:59:12 -0400

cherrylisa:

THEN RAISE THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KIDS!

AND GIVE YOU ALL THE MOTHERFUCKING LOVE AND SUPPORT YOU’D EVER FUCKING NEED.

AND PAY THE HELL OUT OF THAT FUCKING MORTGAGE.

AND THEN WHEN THE GUTTERS ARE CLOGGED I’LL GET UP THAT FUCKING LADDER AND CLEAN THAT SHIT UP WHILE YOU STAND BY THE KITCHEN WINDOW COMICALLY JUDGING MY WORK.

AND THEN WE CAN VACUUM THE FUCK OUT OF OUR CARPET SO HARD THAT WE’LL HAVE TO GET A NEW ONE.

WE’LL WASH OUR CLOTHES SO GODDAMN FUCKING HARD. FORGET NO RINSE, WE’LL USE HIGH FUCKING SPEED.

BUY A FUCKING MINIVAN TO STUFF OUR BEAUTIFUL FUCKING BABIES INTO IT AND DRIVE THE FUCK OUT OF IT.

THEN WE CAN GO SOME FUCKING PARENT-TEACHER MEETINGS AND MEET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KID’S TEACHER. THEN JUDGE THE SHIT OF HER IN THE CAR.

AND WE CAN THEN PILE ALL THE CHILDREN IN THE FUCKING MINIVAN AND GO TO THE STORE AND SHOP FOR GROCERIES SO HARD THAT WE ACTUALLY HAVE TO MAKE MORE THAN TWO TRIPS TO GET ALL THAT SHIT INSIDE THE HOUSE.

AND THEN COOK THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KITCHEN UNTIL WE HAVE NO FOOD LEFT AND WE FEAST ON THAT SHIT FOR FUCKING DAYS.

I WILL EAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR HOMEMADE COOKIES.

THEN WASH THE SHIT OUT ON THE DISHES TOGETHER UNTIL OUR ENTIRE HANDS GET FUCKING PRUNEY.

WE’LL WATCH OUR KIDS FUCKING GRADUATE AND MOTHER FUCKING TEAR UP LIKE THE BADASS BOSSES WE FUCKING ARE.

WE WILL GROW SO DAMN OLD TOGETHER, WE WILL LOOK LIKE FUCKING RAISINS.

I WILL FUCKING TELL YOU EVERY SINGLE SECOND HOW MUCH I FUCKING LOVE YOU.

HOLDING EACH OTHER’S FUCKING HANDS SO HARD THAT WE SHIT OUR SELVES.

UNTIL WE DIE AND ROT AS MOTHERFUCKING CORPSES TOGETHER.

TIL DEATH DO US FUCKIN PART.

HAPPILY EVER FUCKING AFTER.

@imapsychowoah
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when guys wear that one cologne where all you want to do is bury your face in their chest and sniff...

Sat, 04 May 2013 03:50:47 -0400

when guys wear that one cologne where all you want to do is bury your face in their chest and sniff because they smell that damn good

hula-hips: I’m sorry what. what just happened..

Sat, 04 May 2013 03:07:06 -0400

hula-hips:

I’m sorry what. what just happened..

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Sat, 04 May 2013 01:20:33 -0400

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Wed, 01 May 2013 18:16:15 -0400

leiahime: this still will never not describe me

Wed, 01 May 2013 02:37:01 -0400

leiahime:

this still will never not describe me